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facebook post from a friend: What’s up with everyone suddenly being a vegetarian?

Reply 1:

vegetarians live longer, but that is only because nobody invites them to do fun stuff

Reply 2:

Because Sean, they are obscure, ironic, indie hipsters who only listen to really obscure bands before they get popular and who like to shop at Urban Outfitters and American Apparel to seem more 7r3ndy when they’re shooting pictures of their friend’s in hipster dresses with the new polaroid camera they just got at Salvation Army. Then they will proceed to smoke some American Spirits and eat their veggie straws, because it’s really indie to be vegetarian.

XDXDXD sounds like a girl I know.. ahem, and she’s gonna read this and get this face —>     D:<