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I stopped writing, I stopped drawing, I stopped trying to have deep insights about life. It's a hell of a lot easier to just memorize my drugs and grow up to be a pharmacist making 100k+ by 24. I only hop on tumblr when I'm feeling down, and I only realize how much my life lacks when I start to feel myself fall. Someone show me a good author.
On my box of corn dogs the first step in the directions is “remove corn dogs from carton”.. cause that means at some point in time some moron stuck the entire box in their oven and started a fire.. then filed a complaint or attempted a lawsuit xD
