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I stopped writing, I stopped drawing, I stopped trying to have deep insights about life. It's a hell of a lot easier to just memorize my drugs and grow up to be a pharmacist making 100k+ by 24. I only hop on tumblr when I'm feeling down, and I only realize how much my life lacks when I start to feel myself fall. Someone show me a good author.
- Replace ball with live chicken
- All players must wear heavy winter clothing
- Replace referees with monkeys
- Replace players with monkeys
- Make the ball 4 feet in diameter and fill it with helium
- FIRE PITS!
- Make the goals one foot wide and 40 feet tall
- Sumo wrestlers as goalies.
- Every ten minutes a monster truck enters the pitch and tries to run over everybody
- RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
lulkraken
This needs to happen. Like, right now.
It’s nice to know I’m not...friggin world right now that just can’t stand
not a soccer (or any other sport for that matter) fan but HELL YEAH RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Sorry, how is this going to work if...foor wide? Totally implausible.
mmm…i’d watch that…
swimforyourlives:...Replace ball with live chicken All players must wear heavy winter...