July 2011
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September 2010
1 post
August 2010
19 posts
You gotta know that you like a girl when..
You absolutely hate any enviroment without air conditioning yet you walk around for an hour in the middle of the night just so you can have an excuse to wrap your arm around her and tell her how pretty she is. Then when you finally get back to her house you’re covered in sweat but you dont even notice till you get in the car.. »
Fuck Ash I'm Gary Oak motherfucker.
I now have
absolem:
not only a public tumblr
but one private tumblr just for my bullshit poetry
and one private tumblr just to rantrantrant
nolifex3
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I find it hilarious that some people dont know...
(via geoffreydavid)
facebook post from a friend: What's up with...
Reply 1:
vegetarians live longer, but that is only because nobody invites them to do fun stuff
Reply 2:
Because Sean, they are obscure, ironic, indie hipsters who only listen to really obscure bands before they get popular and who like to shop at Urban Outfitters and American Apparel to seem more 7r3ndy when they’re shooting pictures of their friend’s in hipster dresses with the...
5. Introverts don’t hate people. They just find...
Well… there are exceptions for some people.
Fuckk All
Haven’t been to work in like 5 days.. but now i needa get up off my ass and go in till 1.. urgh. Days off are bad because they kill my work ethic.
thefrogman.me: I Think Gays Are Dandy Part 2:... →
The original satire posted by kimmychau…
Homosexuals should fucking die
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people…
Most people have read Kimmychau’s sattire, but frogman put a very good bit to the end.....
You ain't GOT no pancake mix!
drunkdrunkdrunk
Holy shit.. I just realized how different I am than most people. I’m definitely not posting this to give myself the illusion of individuality that most people post about.. I legitimately feel different than the people I know. I’m not striving to be accepted into a group.. I’m not going to college immediately after high school, and I know EXACTLY what i’m going to do with my...
Rantrantrant
Just sitting outside smoking and thinking. I always go back and forth from feeling completely in fucking control of my life to seeing myself as a helpless straggler being tossed in waves of confusion. Lately I feel like I have everything planned, and if i just follow through in the motions I’ll be just fine. What is the point if it all though? The only things I’ve seen that are...
July 2010
20 posts
My mom said she’s gonna stop taking her vicodin but she won’t let me have it, sadface.
Johnny Fuckin Craig
God i wish he was still with Dance Gavin Dance. Listening to Whatever I Say is Royal Ocean and Relativity. Curt Travis did well today though, didn’t know he was gay..
Soooo, this is a great book.. but it’s called the book of counted sorrows.. and 112% of them are hopeful or about love. Still good poems but not what I expected. Regardless this is still one of my favorite things that I’ve bought lately.
“Oh what a wicked web we’ve wove.
From your mind all sanity they’ve...”
– Allen D. Miller “Book of Counted Sorrows”
If you watch this Jessi Slaughter stuff backwards...
And of course throughout the course of this she eats a few hundred dollars worth of pizza. Thxlegion. Much appreciated. She’s kind of a chubster irl.
And to think we did all that work for nothing
“All that I learned from this is that i’d have sex with an 11 year old girl.” —Anon
XD baha. I sincerely hoped GMA would say something about 4chan.. but instead they talked about fuckin stickam. The hell? To think they took down the porn adds and we all started posting pictures of cute bunnies and kittehs for nothing..
LOL
/b/ is gonna be on good morning america. Rule’s #1 and #2 fools. Anon is displeased with your interferance. Operation Unicorn is going into effect tonight!
“After sex I like my women like I like my mailbox, outside my house!”
– A quote from the great Antonio.
:( :(
Fuck you Barnes and Noble… you made me buy volume 2…….. goddamn it.
sdakjghdkfg
It came! The book i’ve been meaning to buy for the better part of two years XD
The Book of Counted Sorrows by Allan D. Miller. wootsauce
XD
Dunno what I did..
Note to self...
thefrogman:
Don’t do dumb things.
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I fucking hate life.
wait no, got that wrong. Too used to being depressed on tumblr.
I LOVE life, like seriously.. if your patient everything works out xD EVERYTHING.
Is it just me
or are all women crazy, emotionally unavailable, ‘have no feelings’, too clingy, too distant, have mood swings, have one mood that is labeled ‘bitch’, seem nice then randomly turn into stone, eat children, shoot fireballs, like dates but dont like dating, adorable, irresistable, succubi, drain your soul, make you feel like man, make you feel like a boy, make you feel, make...
Star Trek 2009
nutshellmovies:
Hmm… I think they do make a valid point. Nevertheless star trek ftw
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I just want to see this girl goddamnit XD
June 2010
21 posts
I like how
On my box of corn dogs the first step in the directions is “remove corn dogs from carton”.. cause that means at some point in time some moron stuck the entire box in their oven and started a fire.. then filed a complaint or attempted a lawsuit xD
FUCK
M. Knight Shymalan. He could have fucked up any other movie but NO, he had to go and ruin Avatar: The Last Air Bender. Seriously. I hope he is hit by a car, and then shit on by a bird, then accidentally dropped off his stretcher as they wheel him to the ambulance, and then the ambulance gets a flat tire, and the Cloverfield monster eats the ambulance because that movie was twelve times better than...
Ahhh. Cute girls >< love it.
Ideas to make soccer more exciting
thefrogman:
Replace ball with live chicken
All players must wear heavy winter clothing
Replace referees with monkeys
Replace players with monkeys
Make the ball 4 feet in diameter and fill it with helium
FIRE PITS!
Make the goals one foot wide and 40 feet tall
Sumo wrestlers as goalies.
Every ten minutes a monster truck enters the pitch and tries to run over everybody
RELEASE THE...
When god gives you lemons you
FIND A NEW GOD
Summer
Means I’m up till 5 every night, asleep till 2, and I only eat once a day. Pretty sure this is the case for most of us.
Drinking alone is ftl.
I really just hate my life in its current state.